Thinning Hair? Acne? Random anxious thoughts? 🌀 The miracle cure…
- Luz Flaneuse
- Jun 4
- 1 min read
Hey there, radiant being —
What if I told you there was one magical thing that could cure thinning hair, bad breath, acne, anxiety, heartbreak, awkward small talk, and the mystery smell in your car... forever?
I mean—if you know what it is, please tell me. Seriously. DM me immediately.
Until then, I’ve got something that has definitely helped me feel better (even though I might struggle with at least one of the above from time to time.)
✨ Kundalini Yoga + Meditation with Luz ✨
Starts Thursday, June 5th | 4–5:15 PM
at Karuna Yoga & Healing Arts (25 Main St 3rd Floor, Northampton, MA 01060)
AND on Zoom (aka your couch, yoga pants optional)
This class is like a full-body oil change for your nervous system. Expect:
✅ Anxiety relief
✅ Toned arms (seriously)
✅ Glandular system love (hi, thyroid)
✅ Deep breath power
✅ The kind of inner glow that even a Sephora gift card can’t buy
✅ A live sound bath finale to melt your bones into bliss
I can’t promise perfect skin or eternal youth, but I can promise you’ll leave feeling like a freshly saged disco ball of light.
🎟️ Sign up here before your future self regrets it.

Bring your breath. Bring your spine. Bring your weirdness. I’ll bring the gongs.
See you Thursday. Come for the kriyas, stay for the cosmic vibes.
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